Celebrity Whine Club

I am SOOOO sick of celebrity gossip passing for news. Especially annoying is when one of them is crying about how hard their life is. Please.
Today's "news" featured Ashton Kutcher posting a Youtube video of him complaining about construction work waking him up in the morning. Awwwww. Guess what, Ashton? Real people with real jobs don't get to sleep in until the afternoon after a rough night out in the clubs. Get over it and get over yourself.
Jessica Simpson's weight is also being passed off as "news" lately. Are you kidding me? Let's pretend that her size is actually news for a moment. She is still a beautiful woman. I don't know many who would think otherwise. I personally think it is just the media trying to drum up the interest of people who desperately need to get a life.
I understand that being a celebrity means losing some right to privacy, but did we really need to know so much about the death of John Travolta's son? Report the facts and move on in cases like that. Even celebrities are human and deserve to be granted a measure of dignity and privacy in moments like that. Some things are just none of your business.